Your Pit Bull's Desert Island Toy

In a recent informal poll, pit bull owners listed the following items as "must-haves" for their pibble:

• enormous pile of horse dung
• Galileo bone
• underwear
• squeaky toy
• the refrigerator
• bully stick
• soccer ball
• jolly ball
• Dogzerts
• inflatable raft to ship off any other dogs that might show up
• the cookie jar
• the bed
• big stuffed fleece bone
• frisbee
• owner's lap
• sticks
• evil red cuz ball
• bad cuz ball
• best friend
• the couch
• kong
• socks
• nylabone
• blankie
• pig ears

And many pit bull owners said their dog only wants them.

It looks like this pibble might take her chair.